May 2013
worldaccordingtofangirls:
i am so jealous of europeans
three hours of travel and they’re in a whole different country, a whole different culture like seriously
three hours of travel and i’m in another town that’s just like mine
except three hours away
uoa:
do you guys realize we can change our lives any time we want like you can just go ahead and delete your blog, stop eating meat, shave your head, start running, tell that person you hate why you hate them so much, confess your love to someone and kiss them unexpectedly like why don’t we do that
supjono:
when people unfollow you and you’re left wondering which post was the final straw
people my age are getting pregnant and married and i can’t even order a pizza over the phone
rnikedirnt:
rnikedirnt:
my health teacher has a sign in her room that says ‘if you cant handle the word vagina, then you shouldnt have your penis in one’
i wonder if my health teacher knows that shes tumblr famous
tumbler-teen:
who cares if school doesn’t teach us how to raise a family or get a job like at least I can find the area of a triangle.
radglare:
do you ever just sit and wonder why people like you
amerryleetlechristmas:
ok i’ve drank like 3 bottles of this “no more tears” shampoo but it still hasn’t worked
getting 0 notes on a post you were so sure was going to be successful
psychoticpingouins:
48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.
rubywhiterabbit:
calderonbeta:
feralcastiel:
can you imagine if twitter existed in the 1800s
abe lincoln tweeting shit like “wow this play sucks just shoot me”
too soon
HE WAS SHOT IN 1865
person: you're really cute
me: are you making fun of me
moriartty:
i would never cheat on someone i mean someone being stupid enough to date me is a once in a lifetime thing im not gonna mess it up
iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou:
lokisbluebox:
wands-could-be-a-bit-more-sonic:
jamjalex:
do you ever sit there and work out the age difference between you and the celebrity you’re in love with and try to explain to yourself that 10 years isn’t THAT MUCH
Twenty six isn’t that much either.
i tend to remind myself Hitler and his wife were like 20 years apart……
only people from this...
newpope:
newpope:
newpope:
my parents split after they made me. i am a volcano. they are tectonic plates. follow for more geological humour.
i really hope the two people who just followed me aren’t looking for geological humour or you are going to be earth-shatteringly disappointed
this post is one of my best by a landslide
candykissesonmytongue:
aboutagrohl:
moist-grunge:
TEAR AND TIER ARE PRONOUNCED THE SAME BUT TEAR AND TEAR ARE PRONOUNCED DIFFERENTLY
im glad english is my first language because if i had to learn it as a second language id jump off a bridge
^
when guys are dressed in suits and they unbutton the top of their shirt and they undo their bowtie but keep it hanging under their collar and maybe they roll up their sleeves a bit and their hair is all disheveled and
boys
ixnay-on-the-oddk:
lunatrip:
lunatrip:
sicam:
sicam:
what do you call a woman with an opinion
wrong
What do you call a guy that makes sexist jokes
Single
lovelynessdreams:
the-fandoms-are-cool:
kit-pocket:
coelacanthteeth:
imagine an entire room and it’s all bed
no floor, just bed
you roll too far to one side? don’t worry, bed’s still there
all is bed
AWW THE ROOM COMES WITH A COMFY LOOKING HUG JACKET
this is exactly the reason why people think everybody here is on drugs
car0line127:
kittencas:
jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaackson:
bellatirx:
batmansbutt:
percybeth:
i was going to the bathroom when
i’ve been staring at this for like five minutes and i can’t figure out if that’s a toilet or some kind of sink with a lid
it looks like a speedboat
it’s an ass sink
so no one is going to talk about the cat in the ass sink or what
OH SHIT THERE IS A CAT IN...
